Dear Male Moochers in my Humanities Class,
I resent that you passive-aggressively approach me and come up with some phony reason to ask me for my class notes because you know that I sit poised and alert for the entire 2 1/2 hours of each class period typing away furiously on my laptop, capturing the professor's every word in my uncommonly magical lecture notes. I'm trying to put on my benefactress cap in my head so I don't think you're both stink bombs, but it's hard for me to glaze over the fact that you both sit right in front of me and I watch you (Peter) on facebook and you (James) falling asleep in class.
You stinkers.
Annie
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